Trending hashtags on Twitter is not something I pay particularly close attention to, but every once in a while, one catches my eye and I have to check it out.
When I first saw the hashtag #TerribleGiftsForA4YearOld, I was hooked.
Here are a few of my favorites…
Baby's first pop-up book of knives #TerribleGiftsForA4YearOld
— ⚡Mr. Brightside (@Will3K85) September 9, 2015
Kids do like pop-up books though.
As a former middle school teacher, I would also not recommend a Sharpie for 12, 13 and 14-year olds.
#TerribleGiftsForA4YearOld A plane ticket on my flight
— Dude (@LiaoLiaoLu) September 9, 2015
Non-parents will never understand the stress and dread parents face when boarding a plane with young kids.
Especially if your child has access to post to Facebook on your behalf.
Anything really, the little stinkers appreciate NOTHING#TerribleGiftsForA4YearOld
— Jeff Dwoskin Says Wear A Mask (@bigmacher) September 9, 2015
You know, he makes a good point.
I think I’ll just stick to giving out cardboard boxes as presents for kids turning four, it seems to be what they like most of all anyway.